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Synopsis:

This dialogue has two versions: SwA and non-SwA. In the non-SwA version, the squirrel communicates via squeaks or through the narrator.
In the SwA version, the squirrel speaks like a human. She shouldn't sound like a disney animal. She's serious about getting the player to leave - she sees them as a threat - but she's also cocky about it. She doesn't think she'll have any problem beating the player the player to a pulp.

Players encounter the squirrel in the druid grove. For all he knows, they're encroaching on HER territory, and she wants them out. Players have several options to deal with him in SwA - persuading or intimidating her. In both versions, they can kick her to death, if they choose.

How to trigger:

Repro steps:
1. Start the game.
2. loadlevel WLD_Main_A
3. goto 209.06, 26.53, 405.40 and move forward to trigger Attack on Den situation.
4. killcombat to resolve it.
5. goto 237.55, 31.08, 468.20
6. Talk with Timber the squirrel

4.
Timber
: Get out!DEN_Squirrel_HasMet = False, PETPALDEN_Squirrel_HasMet
- 129. [Alias]
  - Alias to Node 83
  - 102. Player: What was that for?
    
    100. [Jump] Jump to Node 58 (1)
  - 53. Player: Calm down - I'm a friend.
    
    121. [Jump] Jump to Node 110 (1)
  - 154. Player: What sort of creature are you?REALLY_GITHYANKI
    
    44.
    Timber
    : The sort that's in charge around here.
    
    73. [Jump] Jump to Node 124 (1)
  - 25. Player: Last words I won't remember.REALLY_DARK_URGE
    
    156.
    Narrator
    : *Before you can think twice, your lustful body speaks its profane language.*
    
    66. [Jump] Jump to Node 51 (1)
  - 57. Player: Kick her.Roll (Dexterity, ) vs 10 (0)['Astarion 1', 'Wyll -1', 'Karlach -1']
    
    54. [RollResult] True
    
    15. [Jump] Jump to Node 71 (1)
    
    46. [RollResult] False
    
    122. [Alias]
    
    Alias to Node 103
    
    31.
    Timber
    : Try it again. I dare you.^devnote
    
    36. Player: What's your problem?
    
    58.
    Timber
    : You're trespassing. This is my territory.DEN_General_Squirrel_LearnedTerritory
    
    155. [Jump] Jump to Node 124 (2)
    
    128. Player: Let's start over. Friends?
    
    110.
    Timber
    : You barged in without an invitation. I wouldn't call that friendly.
    
    124.
    Timber
    : See, you're in my territory. And I want you gone.DEN_General_Squirrel_LearnedTerritory
    
    106. Player: All right, you win. I'm leaving.
    
    52.
    Timber
    : I better not catch you around here again.
    End
    
    150. Player: I'm not to be trifled with, creature., REALLY_GITHYANKIBARBARIAN = FalseRoll (Charisma, Intimidation) vs 10 (0)
    
    150. Player: Back off, squirrel. Or I'll make you.BARBARIAN = FalseRoll (Charisma, Intimidation) vs 10 (0)
    
    140. [RollResult] True
    
    11.
    Timber
    : Okay, okay, calm down. We can make a deal.
    
    84.
    Timber
    : How about this - you can stay if you keep those ugly feet on the ground.
    
    69.
    Timber
    : I'll even sweeten the pot. Found some weird smelling stuff on the ground. You can keep it. But...^devnote
    
    105.
    Timber
    : The trees are mine. Follow the rules, and I won't have to intervene. Got it?DEN_General_Squirrel_MadeFriends
    End
    
    120. [RollResult] False
    
    90.
    Timber
    : You don't scare me. I got bears on my side.
    
    Link to Node 35
    
    94. Player: There's plenty of room for both of us.Roll (Charisma, Persuasion) vs 10 (0)
    
    42. [RollResult] True
    
    2. [Jump] Jump to Node 84 (1)
    
    146. [RollResult] False
    
    98.
    Timber
    : No, there's plenty of room for me.
    
    Link to Node 35
    
    9. Player: ROAR. I WILL EAT YOU., BERSERKERBARBARIANRoll (Charisma, Intimidation) vs 5 (0)
    
    9. Player: I could eat you whole - you can pretend I'm gone, once you're in the dark of my belly.BARBARIANRoll (Charisma, Intimidation) vs 5 (0)
    
    23. [Jump] Jump to Node 140 (1)
    
    149. [RollResult] False
    
    139.
    Timber
    : You'd have to catch me first. Can't say I'm worried.
    
    Link to Node 35
    
    108. Player: One word and I could fry you to a crisp., SORCERER, WARLOCK, WIZARDRoll (Charisma, Intimidation) vs 5 (0)
    
    68. [Jump] Jump to Node 140 (1)
    
    63. [RollResult] False
    
    1.
    Timber
    : I doubt you could muster more than a bit of smoke.
    
    35. [Jump] Jump to Node 64 (1)
    
    127. Player: Let me pass, or I'll spread word about this wonderful patch of land ripe for the taking. BARDRoll (Charisma, Intimidation) vs 5 (0)
    
    70. [RollResult] True
    
    151. [Jump] Jump to Node 11 (1)
    
    6. [RollResult] False
    
    80. [Jump] Jump to Node 90 (1)
    
    109. [Jump] Jump to Node 136 (1)
    
    99. Player: Leave.
    End
  - 67. Player: Leave.
    End
17.
Narrator
: *This squirrel might be the single most adorable creature you can recall in all your stunted memory!*^devnoteDEN_Squirrel_HasMet = False, REALLY_DARK_URGE, PETPAL = False
- 79.
  Narrator
  : *It would be ever so twee if it were climbing a tree!*^devnoteORI_DarkUrge_State_KilledSquirrel
  - 51. [Alias] ORI_DarkUrge_Event_HadUrge
    
    Alias to Node 71
    
    16. Player: [TagAnswer] ORI_Inclusion_Random
    
    59.
    Lae'zel
    : Terrific. If I'm ever harangued by a rodent, I'll know who to call for.ORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom, REALLY_LAEZELcb9d5939-7bd4-2ed3-e7ec-63780fdda4d9_HadKickingInclusion
    
    Link to Node 76
    
    91.
    Shadowheart
    : How heroic. I was wondering if we'd survive encountering such a fearsome beast.^devnoteORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom, REALLY_SHADOWHEARTcb9d5939-7bd4-2ed3-e7ec-63780fdda4d9_HadKickingInclusion
    
    Link to Node 76
    
    113.
    Astarion
    : Do you always take on such terrifying foes?ORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom, REALLY_ASTARIONcb9d5939-7bd4-2ed3-e7ec-63780fdda4d9_HadKickingInclusion
    
    Link to Node 76
    
    75.
    Wyll
    : Gods! What in the deepest Hell is wrong with you?ORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom, REALLY_WYLLcb9d5939-7bd4-2ed3-e7ec-63780fdda4d9_HadKickingInclusion
    
    Link to Node 76
    
    111.
    Gale
    : Surely you should be reserving your foot for more deserving foes? That poor creature was harmless!^devnoteORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom, REALLY_GALEcb9d5939-7bd4-2ed3-e7ec-63780fdda4d9_HadKickingInclusion
    
    Link to Node 76
    
    20.
    Karlach
    : What. The. Hells.^devnoteORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom, REALLY_KARLACHcb9d5939-7bd4-2ed3-e7ec-63780fdda4d9_HadKickingInclusion
    
    76. Player: [TagAnswer] ORI_Inclusion_End_Random
    
    33.
    Narrator
    : [TagAnswer] cb9d5939-7bd4-2ed3-e7ec-63780fdda4d9_HadKickingInclusion
    
    49. [Alias]
    
    Alias to Node 131
    
    85. Player: It's horrible! I'm horrible!
    
    Link to Node 12
    
    81. Player: My body moved without my command... I couldn't control it.
    
    Link to Node 12
    
    95. Player: Keep quiet.
    
    Link to Node 12
    
    143. Player: It came right at me!['Wyll -1', 'Shadowheart -1', 'Karlach -1', 'Astarion 1']
    
    Link to Node 12
    
    19. Player: My instincts are sharp, daggered things. Stay out of their way.['Wyll -1', 'Shadowheart -1', 'Karlach -1', 'Astarion 1']
    
    12.
    Narrator
    : *The swirling bile-cauldron of your brain is cooking up a poison stew.*DEN_General_Squirrel_PCPunchedSquirrel, ORI_DarkUrge_Event_IndulgedUrge, ORI_DarkUrge_Event_HadUrge
    
    119.
    Narrator
    : *Served and seasoned by that venomous Butler.*NIGHT_DarkUrge_ButlerIntro
    
    86.
    Timber
    : [TagAnswer]
    End
    
    27.
    Timber
    : [TagAnswer]
    
    131.
    Narrator
    : *You stare at the body before you. You have no idea what just happened.*
    
    26. Player: Take fright: your thoughts just possessed you.
    
    157. [Jump] Jump to Node 12 (1)
    
    138. Player: Take heart: your instincts are dagger-sharp!
    
    Link to Node 157
    
    62. Player: Forget about it. It was a waste of space.
    
    Link to Node 157
21.
Narrator
: *The squirrel flicks her tail at you and turns away.*DEN_Squirrel_HasMet, cb9d5939-7bd4-2ed3-e7ec-63780fdda4d9_AnimalHandlingSuccess, PETPAL = False
End
50.
Timber
: *Cht cht!*^devnoteSFX_OnlyDEN_Squirrel_HasMet = False, REALLY_DARK_URGE = False, PETPAL = FalseDEN_Squirrel_HasMet
- 83.
  Narrator
  : *The squirrel lunges at your foot and bites it.*NARRATION
  - 78. [Jump] Jump to Node 30 (1)
  - 61. Player: Kick the squirrel.Roll (Dexterity, ) vs 10 (0)['Astarion 1', 'Wyll -1', 'Karlach -1']
    
    117. [RollResult] True
    
    116. [Jump] Jump to Node 71 (1)
    
    5. [RollResult] False
    
    103.
    Narrator
    : *The squirrel moves too quickly - your foot finds only air.*DEN_CampGeneral_Squirrel_PCFailedRawStrength_Punch
    
    125. [Jump] Jump to Node 97 (2)
  - 7. Player: Study the creature's behaviour.DEN_Squirrel_State_AnimalHandlingFailed = FalseRoll (Wisdom, AnimalHandling) vs 10 (0)
    
    118. [RollResult] True
    
    47.
    Narrator
    : *You follow the squirrel's gaze to a pair of clumsy, ugly feet. Your own, on her territory.*cb9d5939-7bd4-2ed3-e7ec-63780fdda4d9_AnimalHandlingSuccess
    
    8.
    Narrator
    : *Looking around, 'her territory' extends from one end of the grove to another.*NARRATIONDEN_General_Squirrel_LearnedTerritory
    
    30. Player: What is this bizarre creature?REALLY_GITHYANKI
    
    65.
    Narrator
    : *It is unnecessarily odd. A small, noisy pest with a bushy tail.*NARRATION
    
    114.
    Narrator
    : *You cannot imagine what purpose such a creature could possibly serve.*NARRATION
    
    77. Player: Kick her.Roll (Dexterity, ) vs 10 (0)['Astarion 1', 'Wyll -1', 'Karlach -1']
    
    148. [Jump] Jump to Node 112 (1)
    
    28. [RollResult] False
    
    97.
    Narrator
    : *The squirrel chitters scornfully as your foot whistles over her head.*^devnoteNARRATION, SFX
    
    39. Player: Reach for your weapon.
    
    0.
    Narrator
    : *The squirrel flees, shrieking with indignant terror.*cb9d5939-7bd4-2ed3-e7ec-63780fdda4d9_AnimalHandlingSuccess
    End
    88.
    Narrator
    : *With a shriek, the squirrel flees.*NARRATION
    End
    
    136. Player: Try to kick her again.Roll (Dexterity, ) vs 10 (0)['Astarion 1', 'Wyll -1', 'Karlach -1']
    
    112. [RollResult] True
    
    71. [TagCinematic] ^devnote
    
    74. Player: [TagAnswer]
    
    126. Player: [TagAnswer] ORI_Inclusion_Astarion
    
    145.
    Astarion
    : No! What did you do?!^devnote
    
    43.
    Astarion
    : Oh, it's everywhere. You ruined a perfectly good snack.^devnote
    
    13. Player: [TagAnswer] ORI_Inclusion_End_Astarion
    
    87.
    Narrator
    : *You claim victory over the squirrel, though you're not sure why you were fighting to begin with.*NARRATIONDEN_General_Squirrel_LearnedTerritory = FalseDEN_General_Squirrel_PCPunchedSquirrel
    End
    147.
    Narrator
    : *It seems you've claimed the squirrel's territory by right of conquest.*NARRATIONDEN_General_Squirrel_LearnedTerritoryDEN_General_Squirrel_PCPunchedSquirrel
    End
    
    24. [RollResult] False
    
    137.
    Narrator
    : *This also misses.*^devnoteNARRATION
    
    40. [Alias] ORI_Shadowheart_State_SavedAnimal = False, ORI_Shadowheart_Knows_WoundSuspicion, ORI_Shadowheart_State_IncurableWound_Unavailable = False, GLO_Not_For_EA, AVATAR, REALLY_SHADOWHEARTORI_Shadowheart_State_SavedAnimal, ORI_Shadowheart_Event_IncurableWoundFlared
    
    Alias to Node 82
    
    55. Player: Try to understand what's happening.NOT_FOR_EA
    
    41.
    Narrator
    : *Is Lady Shar punishing you? Or perhaps testing you? Is it the tadpole, or a curse? You cannot say.*^devnoteNOT_FOR_EA
    
    144.
    Timber
    : Not even close. To think I took you for a threat.PETPAL
    
    64.
    Timber
    : Now get moving. I'm tired of looking at you.^devnote
    End
    
    152.
    Narrator
    : *The squirrel bounds away, chittering wildly.*cb9d5939-7bd4-2ed3-e7ec-63780fdda4d9_AnimalHandlingSuccessDEN_CampGeneral_Squirrel_PCFailedRawStrength_Punch
    End
    123.
    Narrator
    : *With a cocky flick of her tail, the squirrel scampers away.*NARRATIONDEN_CampGeneral_Squirrel_PCFailedRawStrength_Punch
    End
    
    142. Player: Silently petition Lady Shar for guidance.NOT_FOR_EA
    
    72.
    Narrator
    : *She offers you nothing.*^devnote
    
    Link to Node 133
    
    34. Player: Breathe. Try to push past the sensation.NOT_FOR_EA
    
    29.
    Narrator
    : *Useless. The pain grips tight, sapping all composure out of you...*^devnoteNOT_FOR_EA
    
    Link to Node 133
    
    82.
    Narrator
    : *Intense pain flares from the wound on your hand. A strange, half-familiar image comes to you: a dead mouse, seen through a veil of tears. The image fades.*^devnoteNOT_FOR_EAORI_Shadowheart_State_SavedAnimal = False, ORI_Shadowheart_State_IncurableWound_Unavailable = False, GLO_Not_For_EA, AVATAR, REALLY_SHADOWHEARTORI_Shadowheart_State_SavedAnimal, ORI_Shadowheart_Event_IncurableWoundFlared
    
    Link to Node 133
    
    32. Player: Ngh... it hurts...^devnoteNOT_FOR_EAORI_Shadowheart_State_SavedAnimal = False, ORI_Shadowheart_State_IncurableWound_Unavailable = False, GLO_Not_For_EA, AVATAR = False, REALLY_SHADOWHEARTORI_Shadowheart_State_SavedAnimal, ORI_Shadowheart_Event_IncurableWoundFlared
    
    Link to Node 133
    
    48. Player: [TagAnswer] NOT_FOR_EAGLO_Not_For_EAORI_Inclusion_ShadowHeart
    
    135.
    Shadowheart
    : Ngh... it hurts...^devnoteNOT_FOR_EAORI_Shadowheart_State_SavedAnimal = False, ORI_Shadowheart_State_IncurableWound_Unavailable = False, GLO_Not_For_EAORI_Shadowheart_State_SavedAnimal
    
    14. Player: [TagAnswer] NOT_FOR_EAGLO_Not_For_EAORI_Shadowheart_Event_IncurableWoundFlared, ORI_Inclusion_End_ShadowHeart
    
    133. [Jump] Jump to Node 41 (2)
    
    10. Player: Leave.DEN_CampGeneral_Squirrel_PCFailedRawStrength_Punch
    End
    
    22. Player: Scold her with a click of your tongue.Roll (Wisdom, AnimalHandling) vs 10 (0)
    
    18. [RollResult] True
    
    96.
    Narrator
    : *She studies you for a moment before twitching her ears. Compromise.*NARRATION
    
    45.
    Narrator
    : *After a final squeak of warning - break the rules, and there will be trouble - she scurries away.*NARRATIONDEN_General_Squirrel_MadeFriends
    End
    
    89. [Jump] Jump to Node 132 (1)
    
    115. Player: Get out of here. Now.REALLY_BESTIAL = False, HALFORC = FalseRoll (Charisma, Intimidation) vs 10 (0)
    
    Link to Node 92
    
    Link to Node 132
    
    37. Player: ROAR., BERSERKERBARBARIANRoll (Strength, Intimidation) vs 10 (1)
    
    37. Player: Growl threateningly.BARBARIANRoll (Strength, Intimidation) vs 10 (1)
    
    92. [RollResult] True
    
    101.
    Narrator
    : *The squirrel freezes, muscles tensed in alarm. She gets the message.*NARRATION
    
    Link to Node 45
    
    132. [RollResult] False
    
    141.
    Narrator
    : *She chatters back, louder and at length.*NARRATION
    
    104.
    Narrator
    : *Tail rigid with irritation, she scampers off.*NARRATION
    End
    
    38. Player: Leave.
    End
    
    134. [RollResult] False
    
    93.
    Narrator
    : *Her motivations elude you. Distracted by your thoughts, you let your guard down.*DEN_Squirrel_State_AnimalHandlingFailed
    
    130.
    Narrator
    : *The squirrel bites your foot again.*NARRATION
  - 3. [Jump] Jump to Node 38 (1)
56.
Timber
: What did I tell you? Clear out!DEN_Squirrel_HasMet, PETPAL
End
60.
Timber
: *Cht!*SFX_OnlyDEN_Squirrel_HasMet, PETPAL = False
End
107.
Timber
: Remember our deal, now.DEN_Squirrel_HasMet, DEN_General_Squirrel_MadeFriends, PETPAL
End
153.
Narrator
: *The squirrel's tail twitches in a lukewarm salute.*^devnoteDEN_Squirrel_HasMet, DEN_General_Squirrel_MadeFriends, cb9d5939-7bd4-2ed3-e7ec-63780fdda4d9_AnimalHandlingSuccess, PETPAL = False
End