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    Synopsis:

    This goblin is wearing a pair of fancy breeches he stole off a dead dwarf. A dead dwarf that he's currently helping to cook, on a spit. The breeches have a poem inside that contains a clue the players might need to open a dungeon inside the goblin camp, but Klagga is unaware of this. He'd rather admire his own fashion sense and flirt than figure out what the poem means, and he can be convinced to sell it or give it away.


  • 8.
    Tracker Klagga
    : Some coward move, poisonin' our drink. But we'll get them, you'll see.devnoteGOB_GoblinToast_State_RealizedPoison
    End
  • 9.
    Tracker Klagga
    : Enjoyin' the view? Lookin' tasty in these new breeches, ain't I?, DROWELFdevnoteGOB_RoastingDwarf0_HasMet = False, GOB_RoastingDwarf_Quest_MeatStolen = FalseGOB_RoastingDwarf0_HasMet
  • 9.
    Tracker Klagga
    : Greetings, your most excellent drow-ness. What do you think of these breeches? Could be a new uniform., DROWELFdevnoteGOB_RoastingDwarf0_HasMet = False, GOB_RoastingDwarf_Quest_MeatStolen = FalseGOB_RoastingDwarf0_HasMet
    • 58. Player: They look quite fetching on you.GOB_RoastingDwarf_InsultedPants = FalseGOB_RoastingDwarf_AdmiredPants
      • 116.
        Tracker Klagga
        : Proper stylish, ain't they? Nicked 'em off this dwarf we're cookin'.devnote
        • 50. [Jump] Jump to Node 78 (2)
    • 93. Player: Tasty's not the word. Gruesome, maybe?GOB_RoastingDwarf_AdmiredPants = FalseGOB_RoastingDwarf_InsultedPants
      • 25.
        Tracker Klagga
        : Are you kiddin'? I look fantastic. devnote
        • 23.
          Tracker Klagga
          : An' I ain't takin' fashion advice from someone with worg-dung on their face., DROWELFdevnoteGOB_Checkpoint_State_Paint
          • 22.
            Tracker Klagga
            : An' I ain't takin' fashion advice from someone who 'as to cut tail-holes in their pants., TIEFLINGdevnoteGOB_Checkpoint_State_Paint = False
            • 51.
              Tracker Klagga
              : Mebbe they're a bit loose, but that's cuz I keep myself in shape.devnote
              • 96.
                Tracker Klagga
                : Not like that chunky dwarf I nicked 'em off.devnote
                • 71. Player: What happened to the rest of him?
                  • 78.
                    Tracker Klagga
                    : That's him, on the spit! Plenty of him to go around once he's cooked.devnote
                    • 32. [Jump] Jump to Node 79 (1)
                    • 17. [Jump] Jump to Node 49 (1)
                    • 63. Player: You're talking about my kin. Show some respect.DWARF
                      • 13.
                        Tracker Klagga
                        : Don't take it personal. If my mate Grikka was dead and I woz hungry, I'd eat 'im.devnote
                        • 35.
                          Tracker Klagga
                          : Bet he'd taste real good, too.devnote
                          • 49. Player: The dwarf - did he have anything on him? Besides pants.
                            • 1.
                              Tracker Klagga
                              : Dunno. Woz already stripped down to his breeches when I got my hands on 'im.devnote
                              • 101.
                                Tracker Klagga
                                : Had a coupla coins in the pockets and some daft poem. But that's all.devnote
                                • 4. [Jump] Jump to Node 40 (2)
                          • 79. Player: Do you make a habit of eating dwarves?
                            • 0.
                              Tracker Klagga
                              : 'S good meat if you can get it. Better than bloody chicken anyhow.devnote
                              • 89.
                                Tracker Klagga
                                : Shame he was as poor as a chicken. devnote
                                • 40.
                                  Tracker Klagga
                                  : Nuffin' in his pants except a coupla coins and some lousy poem.devnote
                                  • 55. Player: I love poetry - can I see?
                                    • 5.
                                      Tracker Klagga
                                      : Of course! I'm thinking of selling it - reckon it's worth anything, boss?, DROWELFGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMap
                                      • 26. [Jump] Jump to Node 99 (2)
                                    • 67.
                                      Tracker Klagga
                                      : Sure you can. But a look's all yer gettin'., DROWELFdevnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMap
                                      • 99.
                                        Tracker Klagga
                                        : For all I know, this little roaster was some famous bard and you'll be sellin' his last words for a pretty penny.devnote
                                        • 82.
                                          Narrator
                                          : *The mark glows, but you feel nothing in response. Your illithid power is beyond reach until you rest.*GLO_Tadpoled_UsedToday1
                                          • Link to Node 114
                                          • Link to Node 117
                                          • Link to Node 80
                                          • Link to Node 47
                                          • Link to Node 119
                                          • Link to Node 42
                                          • Link to Node 54
                                          • Link to Node 70
                                        • 39.
                                          Narrator
                                          : *A strange symbol glows, marked on their flesh, and something within you stirs in response.*GLO_TadpoleIntro_NPC = FalseGLO_TadpoleIntro_NPC
                                          • 114. Player: Ah, you're a secret poetry-lover. How cute.1ab4230e-d8f1-3e6f-5284-ec5113c27131_GOB_DwarfOperator_ReadMind['Gale 1', 'Shadowheart 1']
                                            • 2.
                                              Tracker Klagga
                                              : Wot? It's a load of old bollocks... all this moons and stars rubbish. Embarrassin' is wot it is.devnote
                                              • 105.
                                                Tracker Klagga
                                                : It's soft-stuff. Don't want nothin' to do with it.devnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_GiveMap, GOB_RoastingDwarf_GavePoem
                                                End
                                          • 117. Player: What's your price?
                                            • 81.
                                              Tracker Klagga
                                              : I dunno. But it must be worth sumfin'.devnote
                                              • 45. [Jump] Jump to Node 15 (1)
                                              • 11. [Jump] Jump to Node 53 (1)
                                          • 80. Player: I think I know him. That's Piltrid the Warbler, the worst bard in Faerûn., BARDRoll (Charisma, Deception) vs 5 (0)
                                            • 60. [Jump] Jump to Node 119 (2)
                                          • 47. Player: You're wasting your time. Dwarven poetry is worthless.GOB_RoastingDwarf_State_TriedToPersuade = FalseGOB_RoastingDwarf_State_TriedToPersuadeRoll (Charisma, Persuasion) vs 10 (0)
                                            • 62. [RollResult] True
                                              • 61.
                                                Tracker Klagga
                                                : Really? Ah, shite. You might as well use it as bog roll then.devnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMapGOB_SharTempleEntrance_GiveMap, GOB_RoastingDwarf_GavePoem['Gale 1', 'Shadowheart 1']
                                                • 108.
                                                  Tracker Klagga
                                                  : I'll get back to tendin' the meat.
                                                  End
                                              • 10.
                                                Tracker Klagga
                                                : Hang on. I can't find the bloody thing. Somebody's robbed it!devnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMap = False
                                                End
                                            • 27. [RollResult] False
                                              • 111.
                                                Tracker Klagga
                                                : I dunno. It rhymes an' everythin'. Reckon that's gotta be worth sumthin'.devnote
                                                • 98. [Jump] Jump to Node 15 (1)
                                                • 76.
                                                  Tracker Klagga
                                                  : Pay up an' it's yours.devnote
                                                  • 72.
                                                    Tracker Klagga
                                                    : [Trade]
                                                    • 31.
                                                      Tracker Klagga
                                                      : Cheers, mate. There ya go!devnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMap = FalseGOB_RoastingDwarf_SoldPoem
                                                      End
                                                    • 86. [Jump] Jump to Node 20 (1)
                                          • 119. Player: He's one of my clan. Piltrid the Warbler, worst bard in Faerûn.DWARFRoll (Charisma, Deception) vs 5 (0)
                                            • 97. [RollResult] True
                                              • 30. [Jump] Jump to Node 61 (1)
                                              • 6.
                                                Tracker Klagga
                                                : Really? S'pose it don't matter that somebody already nicked it then.devnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMap = False['Gale 1', 'Shadowheart 1']
                                                End
                                            • 52. [RollResult] False
                                              • 103.
                                                Tracker Klagga
                                                : 'Ow can you recognise 'im with his face burned off? You tryin' to kid me?devnote
                                                • 106. [Jump] Jump to Node 15 (1)
                                                • 110.
                                                  Tracker Klagga
                                                  : I reckon you know this thing is worth a proper pile of loot. So you better pay up.devnote
                                                  • 73.
                                                    Tracker Klagga
                                                    : [Trade]
                                                    • 57.
                                                      Tracker Klagga
                                                      : Cheers! Now I can get me a fancy belt and really impress the lads.devnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMap = FalseGOB_RoastingDwarf_SoldPoem
                                                      End
                                                    • 16. [Jump] Jump to Node 20 (1)
                                          • 28. Player: The Absolute does not ask. Certainly not twice.GOB_RoastingDwarf_State_TriedToReadMind = False, GLO_Tadpoled_UsedToday1 = False, TRUESOUL = False, ILLITHIDGOB_RoastingDwarf_State_TriedToReadMind, GOB_RoastingDwarf_State_TriedToPersuade, GLO_Tadpoled_UsedToday1Roll (Wisdom, ) vs 5 (0)
                                            • 66. [RollResult] True
                                              • 59.
                                                Tracker Klagga
                                                : Of course! I wouldn't keep nuffin' from the Absolute!devnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMapGOB_RoastingDwarf_SoldPoem, GOB_SharTempleEntrance_GiveMap
                                                • 88.
                                                  Narrator
                                                  : *A shiver runs across your mind... You feel sated.*NARRATIONGLO_TadpoledCount1 = False, TRUESOUL = FalseGLO_TadpoledCount1
                                                  • Link to Node 36
                                                • 34.
                                                  Narrator
                                                  : *Something stirs deep within you, hungry and alert... it's taking something you'll never get back.*NARRATIONGLO_TadpoledCount2 = False, TRUESOUL = FalseGLO_TadpoledCount2
                                                  • 36.
                                                    Tracker Klagga
                                                    : Enjoy the party, boss.devnote
                                                    End
                                                • 118.
                                                  Narrator
                                                  : *Your mind lurches, reeling suddenly as if... bitten.*NARRATIONGLO_TadpoledCount3 = False, TRUESOUL = FalseGLO_TadpoledCount3
                                                  • Link to Node 36
                                                • 92.
                                                  Narrator
                                                  : *A shadow swims across your vision, and a familiar voice tells you to be calm. You are loved.*NARRATIONGLO_TadpoledCount4 = False, TRUESOUL = FalseGLO_TadpoledCount4
                                                  • Link to Node 36
                                                • 64.
                                                  Narrator
                                                  : *Your blood runs quicker, feeding the gnawing absence at the centre of your mind.*NARRATIONGLO_TadpoledCount5 = False, TRUESOUL = FalseGLO_TadpoledCount5
                                                  • Link to Node 36
                                                • 112.
                                                  Narrator
                                                  : *The presence deep in your mind is awake, unblinking. This is it. A single word pervades your consciousness: 'Soon'.*NARRATIONGLO_TadpoledCount6 = False, TRUESOUL = FalseGLO_TadpoledCount6
                                                  • Link to Node 36
                                                • 48.
                                                  Narrator
                                                  : *Your mind is full, bursting with ecstasy and terror. Finally, it is coming. You are becoming.*NARRATIONTRUESOUL = FalseTRUESOUL
                                                  • Link to Node 36
                                                • 14. [Jump] Jump to Node 88 (2)
                                              • 7.
                                                Tracker Klagga
                                                : Er, don't be angry, boss, but I can't find the bloody thing. Someone must have nicked it.devnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMap = False
                                                End
                                            • 95. [RollResult] False
                                              • 43.
                                                Tracker Klagga
                                                : Who you tryin' to kid? You want this for yerself. And that means you better cough up some coin.devnote
                                                • 15.
                                                  Tracker Klagga
                                                  : Hang on. I can't find the bloody thing. Somebody's robbed it!devnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMap = False
                                                  End
                                                • 53.
                                                  Tracker Klagga
                                                  : Give me enuff to buy a belt an' a fancy hat, an' it's yours.devnote
                                                  • 90.
                                                    Tracker Klagga
                                                    : [Trade]
                                                    • 21.
                                                      Tracker Klagga
                                                      : Cheers! Now I can get me a fancy belt and really impress the lads.devnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMap = FalseGOB_RoastingDwarf_SoldPoem
                                                      End
                                                    • 20.
                                                      Tracker Klagga
                                                      : If you ain't willin' to pay up, I'll keep it!devnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMap
                                                      End
                                          • 42. Player: Read his thoughts.1ab4230e-d8f1-3e6f-5284-ec5113c27131_GOB_DwarfOperator_ReadMind = False, 44f9fbf3-735d-8eaf-94dc-6c1d1cf5382dRoll (Intelligence, ) vs 00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000 (0)
                                            • 75. [RollResult] True
                                              • 12.
                                                Tracker Klagga
                                                : Some of these words are real pretty. But if the lads find out how much I enjoy it, they'll stick ME on the spit.devnoteDETECTTHOUGHTS1ab4230e-d8f1-3e6f-5284-ec5113c27131_GOB_DwarfOperator_ReadMind
                                            • 65. [RollResult] False
                                              • 115.
                                                Tracker Klagga
                                                : What the hells are you doin'? Get out of my head!devnoteTemporaryHostilityAfterDialog
                                                End
                                          • 54. Player: I didn't make myself clear. Give it to me now., DROWELF['Gale 1', 'Shadowheart 1']
                                            • 113.
                                              Tracker Klagga
                                              : Right you are, boss. Hope you enjoy it.devnoteGOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMapGOB_RoastingDwarf_SoldPoem, GOB_SharTempleEntrance_GiveMap
                                              End
                                            • 77. [Alias] GOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMap = False
                                              End
                                              • Alias to Node 7
                                          • 91. Player: The Absolute does not ask. Certainly not twice.GLO_Tadpoled_UsedToday1 = False, TRUESOULGLO_Tadpoled_UsedToday1
                                            • 85. [Jump] Jump to Node 66 (2)
                                          • 70. Player: Leave.
                                            End
                                        • 46.
                                          Narrator
                                          : *As the symbol glows, power courses through you. Authority.*GLO_TadpoleIntro_NPC
                                          • 74. [Jump] Jump to Node 39 (2)
                                    • 41.
                                      Tracker Klagga
                                      : Someone else already snagged it. Weren't worth nothin' anyhow.GOB_SharTempleEntrance_HasMap = False
                                      End
                                  • 94. Player: I'll just take the coin then.
                                    • 44.
                                      Tracker Klagga
                                      : You havin' a laugh? I need the money to buy meself a belt.devnote
                                  • 100. [Jump] Jump to Node 70 (1)
                • 19. [Jump] Jump to Node 49 (1)
                • 24. Player: How'd you manage to catch a dwarf?GOB_DwarfOperator_ToldAboutDwarf = False
                  • 29.
                    Tracker Klagga
                    : Daft bastard came to us! An' I'd been prayin' for a square meal...devnote
                • 56. Player: Is that the dwarf who tried to sneak into your camp?GOB_DwarfOperator_ToldAboutDwarf
                  • 37.
                    Tracker Klagga
                    : You heard right. devnote
                    • 3.
                      Tracker Klagga
                      : Silly little whisker-wart came bargin' in 'ere with his mates causin' a ruckus.devnote
                      • 83.
                        Tracker Klagga
                        : Now he's supper. That's wot happens to people that mess with us now we've got th'Absolute on our side.devnoteGLO_Absolute_Knows_GoblinsWorship
    • 107. Player: They're just pants.
      • 84.
        Tracker Klagga
        : Yer just jealous cuz you wished you looked this good., DROWELFdevnote
      • 84.
        Tracker Klagga
        : Really good pants though, ain't they? I thought so anyhow., DROWELFdevnote
        • Link to Node 51
  • 68.
    Tracker Klagga
    : Get any joy out of the poem? Load of nonsense, innit?devnoteGOB_RoastingDwarf_SoldPoem
    End
  • 69.
    Tracker Klagga
    : Wot happened to the meat?devnoteGOB_RoastingDwarf_Quest_MeatStolen
    End
  • 87.
    Tracker Klagga
    : Somethin' about the moon... an' stars?devnoteGOB_RoastingDwarf_Admired = False, GOB_RoastingDwarf0_HasMet, GOB_RoastingDwarf_SoldPoem = False, GOB_RoastingDwarf_GavePoem = False
    • 18.
      Tracker Klagga
      : Maybe I just ain't got the brains for it... but that dwarf poem don't make sense.devnote
      • 33.
        Tracker Klagga
        : Reckon it's worth anything, mistress?, FEMALE, DROWELFdevnote
      • 33.
        Tracker Klagga
        : Reckon it's worth anything, boss?, DROWELFdevnote
        • 38. [Jump] Jump to Node 99 (2)
      • 109.
        Tracker Klagga
        : You look smart. Reckon it's worth anything?, DROWELFdevnote
        • Link to Node 38
  • 102.
    Tracker Klagga
    : Get a good whiff of the meat - crackling up real nice, innit?devnoteGOB_RoastingDwarf0_HasMet
    End
  • 104.
    Tracker Klagga
    : Get any joy out of the poem? Load of nonsense, innit?devnoteGOB_RoastingDwarf_GavePoem
    End