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Synopsis:

An unpleasant goblin kid, standing over and insulting the corpse of a dead adventurer. The adventurer killed his parents, but if players offer sympathy he'll mock them.

7.
Eight
: Got nothin' better to do than bother orphans?^devnoteGOB_Festivities_GoblinKid_002_HasMet
End
8.
Eight
: Stupid, dead bastard. Give him a good kickin' - he deserves it!^devnoteGOB_Festivities_GoblinKid_002_HasMet = FalseGOB_Festivities_GoblinKid_002_HasMet
- 15. Player: Kick the corpse.
  - 11.
    Eight
    : Yeah! Right in the gnashers! You're all right.^devnoteGOB_Festivities_Event_KickedCorpse
    
    19. Player: What did he do to deserve that?
    
    4.
    Eight
    : He killed my mum and dad! Made a bloody orphan of me.^devnote
    
    16. Player: [TagAnswer] ORI_Inclusion_Random
    
    22.
    Lae'zel
    : Such insufferable shrieking. May we not kick the child instead?^devnoteORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom, REALLY_LAEZEL
    
    Link to Node 18
    
    32.
    Shadowheart
    : Understandable then, I suppose. Give him an extra kick for me, child.^devnoteORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom, REALLY_SHADOWHEART
    
    Link to Node 18
    
    25.
    Karlach
    : This is no place for a child. ORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom, REALLY_KARLACH
    
    Link to Node 18
    
    10.
    Astarion
    : It's as good a reason as any, I suppose.ORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom, REALLY_ASTARION
    
    Link to Node 18
    
    3.
    Wyll
    : I almost feel bad for the runt. Almost.^devnoteORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom, REALLY_WYLL
    
    18. Player: [TagAnswer] ORI_Inclusion_End_Random
    
    2. Player: Sorry for your loss.['Astarion -1', 'Gale 1', 'Lae'zel -1', 'Shadowheart 1', 'Karlach 1']
    
    24.
    Eight
    : I ain't bothered about it. Better off without 'em. Stupid old geezers should've put up more of a fight.<br>^devnote
    
    13.
    Eight
    : Don't mean we can't enjoy puttin' the boot into this pricker-stick though.^devnoteORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom = False
    End
    5. [Alias] ORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom
    
    Alias to Node 13
    
    23.
    Gale
    : Well... So much for my previous sentiment.
    End
    
    31. Player: Maybe they had it coming.
    
    26.
    Eight
    : Well, yeah. They was nasty old geezers - wanted to cut 'em a raggedy new smile myself some days.^devnote
    
    Link to Node 13
    
    Link to Node 5
    
    20. Player: 'Mum'? 'Dad'? Explain these concepts.GITHYANKI
    
    29.
    Eight
    : You wot? I ain't explainin' how babies get made. Gross.^devnote
    End
    
    30.
    Gale
    : Loss holds hands with grief - even among goblins.ORI_Inclusion_PickedAtRandom, REALLY_GALE
    
    6. [Jump] Jump to Node 18 (2)
    
    33. Player: Leave.
    End
- 9. [Jump] Jump to Node 19 (1)
- 0. Player: Stop this - you're disrespecting the dead.
  - 28.
    Eight
    : I'll disrespect you if you don't shut it!^devnote
    
    1.
    Eight
    : This nasty worg-pizzle killed my mum and dad! Made a bloody orphan of me.^devnote
    
    14. [Jump] Jump to Node 4 (2)
- 21. [Jump] Jump to Node 33 (1)
12.
Eight
: Ya got what ya wanted, didn't ya? Stop botherin' us.GOB_Festivities_GoblinKid_002_SaidSurrenderSpeech, GOB_Festivities_State_KidsSurrendered
End
17.
Eight
: Fine - take him, just leave us!GOB_Festivities_GoblinKid_002_SaidSurrenderSpeech = False, GOB_Festivities_State_KidsSurrenderedGOB_Festivities_GoblinKid_002_SaidSurrenderSpeech
End
27. [Alias] GOB_Festivities_Event_CorpseShoved
End
- Alias to Node 7