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Synopsis:

Summary: Two citizens are hanging out close to the Gazette’s balcony, fantasising over being featured at the gazette.

How to trigger:

1.
Sister Lockhorn
: Perhaps you should start your own opinion column.0e99333b-4167-9e6c-da62-60416535298e_A = False0e99333b-4167-9e6c-da62-60416535298e_A
- 3.
  Lolo Fuzzletoes
  : I could do that! I have loads of opinions!
  - 2.
    Sister Lockhorn
    : I was joking. You really aren't that interesting.
    
    0.
    Lolo Fuzzletoes
    : For a moment there, I thought you actually valued me as a person.
    End
4.
Sister Lockhorn
: That crier says Lord Gortash is dead! Should we get copies of the latest Mouth? You know, as souvenirs? GLO_Gortash_State_PermaDefeated
- 6.
  Lolo Fuzzletoes
  : Sod that, I've got a better idea - I bet they'll be doing citizen-on-the-street reaction interviews.
  - 9.
    Sister Lockhorn
    : You're right! This could be our chance to see our names in the daily broadsheet.
    
    12.
    Lolo Fuzzletoes
    : Keep your eyes open! Let's see if we can spot an interviewing reporter.
    End
10.
Lolo Fuzzletoes
: Do you think they might write about me in Baldur's Mouth someday? 0e99333b-4167-9e6c-da62-60416535298e_A = False, 0e99333b-4167-9e6c-da62-60416535298e_B = False
- 8.
  Sister Lockhorn
  : Only if it's to review that awful fashion disaster you're wearing.
  - 5.
    Lolo Fuzzletoes
    : Oi! I dress well. For my budget.
    End
13.
Lolo Fuzzletoes
: I need to do something heroic. That'll get their attention. 0e99333b-4167-9e6c-da62-60416535298e_B = False0e99333b-4167-9e6c-da62-60416535298e_B
- 7.
  Sister Lockhorn
  : You could start by standing on a ladder. So they can actually see you.
  - 11.
    Lolo Fuzzletoes
    : Sometimes I wonder why we're even friends.
    End