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Synopsis:
|NPCs react to a player playing their instrument badly (failed perform check).|
How to trigger:
1. Play a non-bard class
2. Equip an instrument
3. roll horrible
4. Play the instrument with some humanoid or BEAST NPCs nearby
0. [Alias]
BADASSCIVILIANEnd
1. : You're rubbish! Ha!KIDEnd
1. : My ears hurt! Stop it! KIDEnd
1. : Haha! You suck!KIDEnd
1. : Dad says musicians are losers. KIDEnd
1. : I don't wanna be a bard anymore.KIDEnd
1. : Chores are better than this. KIDEnd
1. : That sound hurt my tummy. KIDEnd
1. : Stop or I'm telling on you. KIDEnd
2. : Oi, ranga, cut the racket!devnoteGOBLINEnd
2. : Piss off!devnoteGOBLINEnd
2. : You sound like kra-kra. devnoteGOBLINEnd
2. : Pipe down!devnoteGOBLINEnd
2. : That sounded worse than rutting worgs.devnoteGOBLINEnd
2. : Argh! My hearin'-bits! devnoteGOBLINEnd
3. [Alias]
AGGRESSIVE_GUARDEnd
4. : You should practice more. Elsewhere.End
4. : Can you please be quiet?End
4. : Sounds like killing a cat with another, louder cat. End
4. : Ugh, you're making my head ache. End
4. : You sound like the runs feels. End
4. : Ever tried a quieter hobby? Miming, maybe?End
4. : Great, I really fancied a headache today.End
4. : Get your act together. For all our sakes. End
4. : Can I pay you to stop? End
4. : Is this a practical joke? End
5. : Oi! Pipe down. GUARDEnd
5. : Keep it down a notch. And half an octave, if you can. GUARDEnd
5. : Can I not get some bloody peace here?GUARDEnd
5. : Quiet! I won't ask twice.GUARDEnd
5. : I didn't sign up to hear this tripe. GUARDEnd
5. : Get a move on.GUARDEnd
5. : Please. Be. Quiet!GUARDEnd
6. : Cut the noise or I cut you.devnoteNOT_MESSING_AROUNDEnd
6. : Piss off with that din. devnoteNOT_MESSING_AROUNDEnd
6. : Gods, shut UP!devnoteNOT_MESSING_AROUNDEnd
6. : Musicians are wankers. devnoteNOT_MESSING_AROUNDEnd
6. : My dog could do that better. devnoteNOT_MESSING_AROUNDEnd
6. : I've heard better. Not heard worse, though.devnoteNOT_MESSING_AROUNDEnd