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Minsc
: Be well! Boo demands it.^devnote
0.
Minsc
: Come! There are many more buttocks yet to feel our boot-print.^devnote
0.
Minsc
: You do not look your most heroic this way. Let Minsc help.^devnote
1.
Minsc
: To arms! No, wait - to SWORDS!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: To arms! No, wait - to SWORDS!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: Go for the eyes, Boo - GO FOR THE EYES!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: HRRAAAAARGH!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: Steel, spell, or sweaty embrace - Minsc has you now!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: My hamster, he thirsts for justice. DRINK DEEP, BOO!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: My hamster, he thirsts for justice. DRINK DEEP, BOO!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: See how my skull shines? It is so you might see the fear in your own eyes!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: Justice is not so gentle.^devnote
1.
Minsc
: Villainous face, meet virtuous fist!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: Villainous face, meet virtuous fist!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: My blade will be the decider of sides!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: My blade will be the decider of sides!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: No butt is safe from Boo!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: No butt is safe from Boo!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: Go for the eyes, Boo - GO FOR THE EYES!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: Says Boo - even a dull blade will break your bones!^devnote
1.
Minsc
: Turn the other cheek, evil - so Boo might bite this one also!^devnote
2.
Minsc
: As you wish.^devnote
2.
Minsc
: As you wish.^devnote
2.
Minsc
: Minsc will make it so.^devnote
2.
Minsc
: Minsc will make it so.^devnote
2.
Minsc
: Minsc will make it so.^devnote
2.
Minsc
: As if my hamster himself had told me.^devnote
2.
Minsc
: As if my hamster himself had told me.^devnote
2.
Minsc
: As if my hamster himself had told me.^devnote
2.
Minsc
: Easy enough!^devnote
2.
Minsc
: Easy enough!^devnote
2.
Minsc
: I can do that. Probably.^devnote
2.
Minsc
: I can do that. Probably.^devnote
3.
Minsc
: Come on. Jaheira said I must bring you back alive...^devnote
3.
Minsc
: If you must cower, then do it on your feet!^devnote
3.
Minsc
: My hamster, he is embarrassed for you.^devnote
3.
Minsc
: Minsc thought you were stronger than this. Boo did not.^devnote
3.
Minsc
: Die, or do not. What is this in-between foolery?^devnote
3.
Minsc
: *Sigh.* No, Boo, not dead...^devnote
4.
Minsc
: I will speak. Boo's breath still reeks of evil's rump.^devnote
4.
Minsc
: I will speak. Boo's breath still reeks of evil's rump.^devnote
4.
Minsc
: New friends, Boo!^devnote
4.
Minsc
: New friends, Boo!^devnote
4.
Minsc
: Minsc has many words.^devnote
4.
Minsc
: Minsc has many words.^devnote
4.
Minsc
: Boo is most adept at talking small.^devnote
4.
Minsc
: Boo is most adept at talking small.^devnote
4.
Minsc
: What shall we say, Boo?^devnote
4.
Minsc
: Live by the word, die of boredom.^devnote
4.
Minsc
: Minsc would have a word. That word is 'hello!'^devnote
4.
Minsc
: Minsc would have a word. That word is 'hello!'^devnote
5.
Minsc
: You point, I punch.^devnote
5.
Minsc
: You point, I punch.^devnote
5.
Minsc
: To battle, Boo! Or at the very least, a brawl.^devnote
5.
Minsc
: To battle, Boo! Or at the very least, a brawl.^devnote
5.
Minsc
: Hamster, meet hind!^devnote
5.
Minsc
: Hamster, meet hind!^devnote
5.
Minsc
: I saw you - casting covetous glances at my hamster!^devnote
5.
Minsc
: I saw you - casting covetous glances at my hamster!^devnote
5.
Minsc
: Nothing personal, but Boo does not like the look of you.^devnote
5.
Minsc
: Nothing personal, but Boo does not like the look of you.^devnote
6.
Minsc
: Boo will hold his nose and help.^devnote
6.
Minsc
: Do you see the pity in my hamster's eyes?^devnote
6.
Minsc
: Minsc is soft of heart. Do not make him regret it.^devnote
6.
Minsc
: Minsc is soft of heart. Do not make him regret it.^devnote
6.
Minsc
: Boo wonders if I should perhaps be carrying you instead.^devnote
6.
Minsc
: Ugh. UGH!^devnote
7.
Minsc
: To glory! Or glorious death.^devnote
7.
Minsc
: To glory! Or glorious death.^devnote
7.
Minsc
: You point, I punch.^devnote
7.
Minsc
: You point, I punch.^devnote
7.
Minsc
: Can we fight now? Boo is not used to this taking of turns.^devnote
7.
Minsc
: Can we fight now? Boo is not used to this taking of turns.^devnote
7.
Minsc
: To arms! Wait, no - to swords!^devnote
7.
Minsc
: To arms! Wait, no - to swords!^devnote
7.
Minsc
: Butt-kicking, for goodness!^devnote
7.
Minsc
: Butt-kicking, for goodness!^devnote
7.
Minsc
: Go for the eyes, Boo!^devnote
7.
Minsc
: Go for the eyes, Boo!^devnote
7.
Minsc
: Weep if you wish. Minsc will not judge.^devnote
7.
Minsc
: Weep if you wish. Minsc will not judge.^devnote
7.
Minsc
: I have missed this. The adventure. The danger. The kicking of butts!^devnote
7.
Minsc
: I have missed this. The adventure. The danger. The kicking of butts!^devnote
7.
Minsc
: Swallow your battle cries, fiend - and wash them down with steel!^devnote
7.
Minsc
: Swallow your battle cries, fiend - and wash them down with steel!^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Boo breaks the hearts, Minsc breaks the bones!^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Boo breaks the hearts, Minsc breaks the bones!^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Villainous face, meet virtuous fist!^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Villainous face, meet virtuous fist!^devnote
8.
Minsc
: My hamster has dined on god-flesh! You are but a tiny crumb!^devnote
8.
Minsc
: My hamster has dined on god-flesh! You are but a tiny crumb!^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Feel the backhand of justice!^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Feel the backhand of justice!^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Boo is napping - so die in silence, evil!^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Boo is napping - so die in silence, evil!^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Boo says smite! That means I must hit you very hard, I think.^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Boo says smite! That means I must hit you very hard, I think.^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Charge! But charge quietly.^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Charge! But charge quietly.^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Someone hold Boo! He will not enjoy the bumpings to come.^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Someone hold Boo! He does not enjoy the bumpings to come.^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Boo's battle cry is too high for your hearing - but you should tremble all the same.^devnote
8.
Minsc
: Boo's battle cry is too high for your hearing - but you should tremble all the same.^devnote
9.
Minsc
: My hamster, he is sticky-pawed.^devnote
9.
Minsc
: My hamster, he is sticky-pawed.^devnote
9.
Minsc
: We're just browsing, Boo.^devnote
9.
Minsc
: We're just browsing, Boo.^devnote
9.
Minsc
: My hamster made me do it.^devnote
9.
Minsc
: My hamster made me do it.^devnote
9.
Minsc
: I hope they carry no pocket-protector. That ferret nearly took my finger.^devnote
9.
Minsc
: Just stick your head in and look, Boo.^devnote
10.
Minsc
: Boo, he is squeaking your praises.^devnote
10.
Minsc
: A soft word.^devnote
10.
Minsc
: Down here, my friend!^devnote
11.
Minsc
: Be well! Boo demands it.^devnote
11.
Minsc
: Be well! Boo demands it.^devnote
11.
Minsc
: You can stand a little taller than that, eh?^devnote
11.
Minsc
: Did you think yourself abandoned?^devnote
11.
Minsc
: Come! There are many more buttocks yet to feel our boot-print.^devnote
11.
Minsc
: You do not look your most heroic this way. Let Minsc help.^devnote
12.
Minsc
: Up, or Boo shall have to go a-biting!^devnote
12.
Minsc
: MINSC IS COMING! MINSC WILL HELP!^devnote
12.
Minsc
: No dying until the work is done!^devnote
12.
Minsc
: You are not wicked - so no rest for you!^devnote
12.
Minsc
: WAKE! UP!^devnote
12.
Minsc
: Shall I shake you some more?^devnote
12.
Minsc
: You are not alone!^devnote
12.
Minsc
: Do not despair, my hamster is at hand!^devnote
12.
Minsc
: Up, or Boo shall have to go a-biting!^devnote
12.
Minsc
: You are not dead! You only LOOK dead!^devnote
13.
Minsc
: Be very, very quiet.^devnote
13.
Minsc
: Easy enough.^devnote
13.
Minsc
: Done, says Boo!^devnote
13.
Minsc
: You point, I poke.^devnote
13.
Minsc
: You point, I poke!^devnote
13.
Minsc
: Give it a sniff, Boo.^devnote
13.
Minsc
: Boo will do the honours.^devnote
13.
Minsc
: Boo will do the honours.^devnote
14.
Minsc
: Bah, no hard feelings - for soon you will be dead!^devnote
14.
Minsc
: What? Better to take it before all of the blood spatter.^devnote
14.
Minsc
: What, Boo? Would you sooner I loot their corpse? Oh - you would?^devnote
15.
Minsc
: Feel my hamster's healing touch!^devnote
15.
Minsc
: Feel my hamster's healing touch!^devnote
15.
Minsc
: Do not worry - Boo licked my hands all sparkling clean.^devnote
15.
Minsc
: Ye gods, have you no witch to heal your wounds?^devnote
15.
Minsc
: Feel better, says Boo.^devnote
15.
Minsc
: Only a flesh wound! Oh, wait - Boo sees bone.^devnote
16.
Minsc
: Are you well? Are you well? Shall I poke you some more, to be sure that you are well?^devnote
16.
Minsc
: Are you well? Are you well? Shall I poke you some more, to be sure that you are well?^devnote
16.
Minsc
: Boo demands that you be well!^devnote
16.
Minsc
: A little help from my hamster.^devnote
16.
Minsc
: Stand and deliver!^devnote
16.
Minsc
: Dust yourself off and let Boo have a look at you.^devnote
16.
Minsc
: Now is no time for the napping!^devnote
16.
Minsc
: Woe, Boo, our friend has fallen! Oh. You're fine.^devnote
17.
Minsc
: Boo says there is a better time - but very well!^devnote
17.
Minsc
: Minsc would rather poke at enemy entrails.^devnote
17.
Minsc
: You point, I poke.^devnote
17.
Minsc
: Boo will do the honours!^devnote
17.
Minsc
: Bite it, Boo!^devnote
17.
Minsc
: Boo says there is a better time - but very well!^devnote
17.
Minsc
: Simple is as simple does.^devnote
17.
Minsc
: Simple is as simple does.^devnote
18.
Minsc
: It is one thing to shame yourself in battle. But to shame Boo? I WILL NOT ALLOW IT.^devnote
18.
Minsc
: It is one thing to shame yourself in battle. But to shame Boo? I WILL NOT ALLOW IT.^devnote
18.
Minsc
: If. I. Must.^devnote
18.
Minsc
: Boo wonders if I should perhaps be carrying you instead.^devnote
18.
Minsc
: Minsc is soft of heart. Do not make him regret it.^devnote
18.
Minsc
: Boo will hold his nose and help.^devnote
19.
Minsc
: Are you perchance a squeaky wheel in need of a kick?^devnote
19.
Minsc
: I am armed! Armoured! And entirely sick of your foolishness.^devnote
19.
Minsc
: I begin to grow annoyed. It is well for you that Boo does not let me learn the bad words!^devnote
19.
Minsc
: Ignore them, Boo. Let them gaze deep into their own abyss, and wonder just what it is they are trying to achieve.^devnote
20.
Minsc
: You are no statue - with that face? Ugh. Move.^devnote
20.
Minsc
: And you are sure we cannot leave them behind, Boo...?^devnote
20.
Minsc
: It is well for you that Boo's heart is as soft as his rump.^devnote
20.
Minsc
: Move! Or Boo shall get to biting!^devnote
21.
Minsc
: I will save you - but only because my hamster's heart is soft.^devnote
21.
Minsc
: If you must die weeping, then do it on your feet!^devnote
21.
Minsc
: Ugh. It is only charming when BOO shows his belly!^devnote
21.
Minsc
: My hamster, he is embarrassed for you.^devnote
21.
Minsc
: I will help you to your feet, but you may dry your OWN britches.^devnote
21.
Minsc
: What, am I to carry you on my back?^devnote
21.
Minsc
: Stand, quickly, lest your failure stain Minsc's hands.^devnote
21.
Minsc
: *Sigh.* No, Boo, not dead...^devnote
22.
Minsc
: It is difficult to charge from down here.^devnote
22.
Minsc
: It is difficult to charge from down here.^devnote
22.
Minsc
: I do not like this bendy battle-stance.^devnote
22.
Minsc
: Quick Boo - sit on my skull, so the light does not betray us!^devnote
22.
Minsc
: Remember, Minsc. Quiet battle cries only.^devnote
22.
Minsc
: Boo - say BOO!^devnote
22.
Minsc
: The hunter stalks his prey. The hamster naps until the action starts.^devnote
22.
Minsc
: The hunter stalks his prey. The hamster naps until the action starts.^devnote
23.
Minsc
: If there be teeth, Minsc will be upset...^devnote
23.
Minsc
: Boo wants a little look inside.^devnote
23.
Minsc
: No trap. Almost certainly no trap.^devnote
23.
Minsc
: What's in here...?^devnote
23.
Minsc
: Yes.^devnote
23.
Minsc
: Checking.^devnote
23.
Minsc
: We're only looking, Boo!^devnote
23.
Minsc
: A little shake just to see what's inside.^devnote
24.
Minsc
: Ye gods, have you no witch to heal your wounds?^devnote
24.
Minsc
: Feel my hamster's healing touch!^devnote
24.
Minsc
: Feel better, says Boo.^devnote
24.
Minsc
: Only a flesh wound! Oh, wait - Boo sees bone.^devnote
24.
Minsc
: Only a flesh wound! Oh, wait - Boo sees bone.^devnote
24.
Minsc
: A good berserker keeps his stitches neat.^devnote
25.
Minsc
: I would sooner open an ogre's innards!^devnote
25.
Minsc
: I would sooner open an ogre's innards!^devnote
25.
Minsc
: The knock-knock does not work. Perhaps the knock-down?^devnote
25.
Minsc
: The knock-knock does not work. Perhaps the knock-down?^devnote
25.
Minsc
: Open, says-a-Minsc!^devnote
25.
Minsc
: Open, says-a-Minsc!^devnote
26.
Minsc
: Boo would squeeze through, but he just had lunch.^devnote
26.
Minsc
: Boo would squeeze through, but he just had lunch.^devnote
26.
Minsc
: First, the pick. Then the boot.^devnote
26.
Minsc
: First, the pick. Then the boot.^devnote
26.
Minsc
: Open, says-a-Minsc!^devnote
26.
Minsc
: Open, says-a-Minsc!^devnote
26.
Minsc
: The knock-knock does not work. Perhaps the knock-down?^devnote
26.
Minsc
: The knock-knock does not work. Perhaps the knock-down?^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Where Boo leads, Minsc follows.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Where Boo leads, Minsc follows.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Cometh the hour, cometh the hamster.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Cometh the hour, cometh the hamster.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Catch the clicker, Boo!^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Catch the clicker, Boo!^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Where Minsc plants his boot, goodness grows.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Where Minsc plants his boot, goodness grows.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Stand aside, evil! Legend coming through!^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Stand aside, evil! Legend coming through!^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Leap now, look later.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Leap now, look later.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Dig your graves, evil! Minsc and Boo come to tuck you in.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Dig your graves, evil! Minsc and Boo come to tuck you in.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Dig your graves, evil! Minsc and Boo come to tuck you in.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: You cannot hide, evil! Boo smells your bubbling guts a mile away!^devnote
27.
Minsc
: You cannot hide, evil! Boo smells your bubbling guts a mile away!^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Less prattle, more battle!^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Less prattle, more battle!^devnote
27.
Minsc
: When all of this is done, Boo will dine on tadpole for a month.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Camaraderie! Adventure! Violence!^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Camaraderie! Adventure! Violence!^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Tonight, Boo dines on foe-flesh.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Tonight - Boo dines on foe-flesh.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Minsc takes orders from only one tiny beast, and he is much cuter than a worm. Yes he is. Yes he is.^devnote
27.
Minsc
: Minsc takes orders from only one tiny beast, and he is much cuter than a worm. Yes he is. Yes he is.^devnote
28.
Minsc
: Mine. All right, yours, Boo.^devnote
28.
Minsc
: Mine. All right, yours, Boo.^devnote
28.
Minsc
: I am just holding it for my hamster.^devnote
28.
Minsc
: The finder keeps, yes?^devnote
28.
Minsc
: Safe in Boo's sticky little fingers. Wait - are those fingers, or toes?^devnote
28.
Minsc
: Safe in Boo's sticky little fingers. Wait - are those fingers, or toes?^devnote
28.
Minsc
: This will look well in your nest, Boo.^devnote
28.
Minsc
: My hamster has the dibs.^devnote
29.
Minsc
: My hamster wishes to parley.^devnote
29.
Minsc
: I will speak. Boo's breath still reeks of evil's rump.^devnote
29.
Minsc
: No, Boo. First the speaking. Then, maybe the kicking.^devnote
29.
Minsc
: Boo is most adept at talking small.^devnote
29.
Minsc
: A soft and squeaky word.^devnote
29.
Minsc
: *Inhale* PSSSSST!^devnote
30.
Minsc
: Cat got your tongue? If not, Boo will take it.^devnote
30.
Minsc
: I would sooner sniff Boo's butt.^devnote
30.
Minsc
: Minsc thinks you will sound better without your teeth.^devnote
30.
Minsc
: I'd sooner trade blows than words. Meaning violence.^devnote
30.
Minsc
: Do we have to, Boo? The small talk is terrible.^devnote
30.
Minsc
: Do we have to, Boo? The small talk is terrible.^devnote
31.
Minsc
: Psst. Psst. PSST. Are you well?^devnote
31.
Minsc
: Up, or Boo shall have to go a-biting.^devnote
31.
Minsc
: You will not fall today. Well, I suppose you already have.^devnote
31.
Minsc
: You can sleep when all the slaughtering is done.^devnote
31.
Minsc
: Do not make my hamster mourn you! He is an ugly crier.^devnote
31.
Minsc
: A little help from my hamster.^devnote
32.
Minsc
: Do we have to, Boo? The small talk is terrible.^devnote
32.
Minsc
: Must we? But they haven't seen us yet!^devnote
32.
Minsc
: Bite your tongue, Boo - so you don't bite theirs.^devnote
33.
Minsc
: Nothing personal, but Boo does not like the look of you.^devnote
33.
Minsc
: Nothing personal, but Boo does not like the look of you.^devnote
33.
Minsc
: Eyes, Boo? No? Knees, then!^devnote
33.
Minsc
: Eyes, Boo? No? Knees, then!^devnote
33.
Minsc
: Boo says you asked for this.^devnote
33.
Minsc
: Boo says you asked for this.^devnote
33.
Minsc
: Hamster, meet hind!^devnote
33.
Minsc
: This might tickle. But it will certainly hurt.^devnote
33.
Minsc
: This might tickle. But it will certainly hurt.^devnote
33.
Minsc
: This is not battle-charge. A waddle, at best.^devnote
34.
Minsc
: Oh, boo-hoo, says Boo!^devnote
34.
Minsc
: There. I have rubbed some dirt on it. Or perhaps that was dung...^devnote
34.
Minsc
: They are called innards - not out-on-the-ground-ards. Idiot.^devnote
34.
Minsc
: Oh, stop complaining. Boo gets by with less blood than that.^devnote
34.
Minsc
: The herbs do nothing, but Boo says you smell better this way.^devnote
34.
Minsc
: Was this lump of flesh yours? Too late, stitched inside.^devnote
35.
Minsc
: Minsc thought you were stronger than this. Boo did not.^devnote
35.
Minsc
: Snivelling in the dust? It suits you well.^devnote
35.
Minsc
: I will save you - but only because my hamster's heart is soft.^devnote
36.
Minsc
: Stuck. Shall I slap their buttock to get them moving, Boo...?^devnote
36.
Minsc
: One boot in front of the other - then up evil's behind!^devnote
36.
Minsc
: You are mesmerised by Boo? Understandable - but time to move!^devnote
37.
Minsc
: Boo will hold his nose and help.^devnote
37.
Minsc
: Do you see the pity in my hamster's eyes?^devnote
37.
Minsc
: Minsc is soft of heart. Do not make him regret it.^devnote
37.
Minsc
: Minsc is soft of heart. Do not make him regret it.^devnote
37.
Minsc
: Boo wonders if I should perhaps be carrying you instead.^devnote
37.
Minsc
: Ugh. UGH!^devnote
38.
Minsc
: You do not even try to dodge. So fearless.^devnote
38.
Minsc
: Take heart. When your scars heal, Boo will still find you pretty.^devnote
38.
Minsc
: Be well, says Boo!^devnote
38.
Minsc
: Ahem. My hamster has not given you leave to die.^devnote
38.
Minsc
: Shall I poke the wound some more, to make sure that it is healed?^devnote
38.
Minsc
: Do not scratch at your stitches. Just ask Boo to do it.^devnote
39.
Minsc
: It is well for you that Boo's heart is as soft as his rump.^devnote
39.
Minsc
: And you are sure we cannot leave them behind, Boo...?^devnote
39.
Minsc
: Would a little nibble from Boo help to move you along...?^devnote
40.
Minsc
: Let us tread soft and sure as hunting hamsters.^devnote
40.
Minsc
: Let us tread soft and sure as hunting hamsters.^devnote
40.
Minsc
: Still this patter of paws, Boo - we must be quiet.^devnote
40.
Minsc
: Still this patter of paws, Boo - we must be quiet.^devnote
40.
Minsc
: Butt-level, all the better for the kicking.^devnote
40.
Minsc
: Butt-level, all the better for the kicking.^devnote
40.
Minsc
: I am. Soverystealthy.^devnote
40.
Minsc
: I am. Soverystealthy.^devnote
41.
Minsc
: My hamster, he will whisper words of wisdom to you.^devnote
41.
Minsc
: Buck up, says Boo!^devnote
41.
Minsc
: A little help from my hamster.^devnote
41.
Minsc
: Wherever you walk, so wet the trousers of evil.^devnote
41.
Minsc
: LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE. ARE YOU NOT INSPIRED.^devnote
41.
Minsc
: Hold still - you are almost as twitchy as Boo!^devnote
42.
Minsc
: Bah, a flesh wound! Well, maybe a little bone.^devnote
42.
Minsc
: Sewn shut with the finest hamster-hair!^devnote
42.
Minsc
: Sewn shut with the finest hamster-hair!^devnote
42.
Minsc
: All healed! I will poke the wound, to prove my words are true.^devnote
42.
Minsc
: This little lump of flesh is meant to be on the outside, yes?^devnote
42.
Minsc
: Do not worry - Boo licked my hands all sparkling clean.^devnote
43.
Minsc
: What will this do?^devnote
43.
Minsc
: What will this do?^devnote
43.
Minsc
: Don't fall in, Boo!^devnote
43.
Minsc
: Don't fall in, Boo!^devnote
43.
Minsc
: I have no idea what this will do.^devnote
43.
Minsc
: I have no idea what this will do.^devnote
44.
Minsc
: Soft and sure as hunting hamsters.^devnote
44.
Minsc
: Soft and sure as hunting hamsters.^devnote
44.
Minsc
: Feet light as feathers, and softer than Boo's.^devnote
44.
Minsc
: See how the hamster stalks his prey.^devnote
44.
Minsc
: Just tell me when to shout my battle cry.^devnote
44.
Minsc
: Just tell me when to shout my battle cry.^devnote
44.
Minsc
: A berserker's knees are not made for all this bending.^devnote
44.
Minsc
: Quietly, Boo.^devnote
44.
Minsc
: Quietly, Boo.^devnote
44.
Minsc
: Soften my step, Boo! No - get out of my boot.^devnote
44.
Minsc
: Soften my step, Boo! No - get out of my boot.^devnote
44.
Minsc
: The hunter stalks his prey. The hamster waits for the fun to start.^devnote
45.
Minsc
: As you wish.^devnote
45.
Minsc
: As you wish.^devnote
45.
Minsc
: Minsc will make it so.^devnote
45.
Minsc
: Minsc will make it so.^devnote
45.
Minsc
: Minsc will make it so.^devnote
45.
Minsc
: As if my hamster himself had told me.^devnote
45.
Minsc
: As if my hamster himself had told me.^devnote
45.
Minsc
: As if my hamster himself had told me.^devnote
45.
Minsc
: Easy enough!^devnote
45.
Minsc
: Easy enough!^devnote
45.
Minsc
: I can do that. Probably.^devnote
45.
Minsc
: I can do that. Probably.^devnote
46.
Minsc
: You are mesmerised by Boo? Understandable - but time to move!^devnote
46.
Minsc
: Why do you invite archers to give you a feathered tail?^devnote
46.
Minsc
: One boot in front of the other - then up evil's behind!^devnote
46.
Minsc
: There will be time to play statues later!^devnote
47.
Minsc
: Minsc waits. Boo watches.^devnote
47.
Minsc
: Minsc waits. Boo watches.^devnote
47.
Minsc
: Still as stone? I have had the practice.^devnote
47.
Minsc
: Still as stone? I have had the practice.^devnote
47.
Minsc
: Wait - you can see me? ^devnote
47.
Minsc
: Wait - you can see me? ^devnote
47.
Minsc
: See how still Boo lies? He dreams of evil's doom!^devnote
47.
Minsc
: See how still Boo lies? He dreams of evil's doom!^devnote
47.
Minsc
: WHAT? Wait. Shh.^devnote
47.
Minsc
: WHAT? Wait. Shh.^devnote
47.
Minsc
: Sneaking, sneaking, sneaking.^devnote
47.
Minsc
: I am - soverystealthy.^devnote
47.
Minsc
: It is difficult to charge from down here.^devnote
47.
Minsc
: CRAMP!^devnote
47.
Minsc
: Head-high to a halfling.^devnote
47.
Minsc
: Better to look evil in the eye. Even if it be very small.^devnote
47.
Minsc
: Butt-level, all the better for the kicking.^devnote
47.
Minsc
: Butt-level, all the better for the kicking.^devnote
48.
Minsc
: Done!^devnote
48.
Minsc
: Done!^devnote
48.
Minsc
: Done!^devnote
48.
Minsc
: My hamster hears, and I obey.^devnote
48.
Minsc
: My hamster hears, and I obey.^devnote
48.
Minsc
: My hamster hears, and I obey.^devnote
48.
Minsc
: I'd sooner split a skull, but as you wish.^devnote
48.
Minsc
: I'd sooner split a skull, but as you wish.^devnote
48.
Minsc
: I'd sooner split a skull, but as you wish.^devnote
48.
Minsc
: A sound strategy! I'm sure.^devnote
48.
Minsc
: A sound strategy! I'm sure.^devnote
48.
Minsc
: A sound strategy! I'm sure.^devnote
49.
Minsc
: Stand and deliver!^devnote
49.
Minsc
: Let me inspire you! Are you inspired?!^devnote
49.
Minsc
: Let me inspire you! Are you inspired?!^devnote
49.
Minsc
: Do as Minsc does, and simply ignore it!^devnote
49.
Minsc
: Back into the battle!^devnote
49.
Minsc
: Boo will not abandon you.^devnote
49.
Minsc
: Back into battle!^devnote
49.
Minsc
: Come! There are many more buttocks yet to feel our boot-print!^devnote
50.
Minsc
: Move! Or Boo shall get to biting!^devnote
50.
Minsc
: You are no statue - with that face? Ugh. Move.^devnote
50.
Minsc
: It is well for you that Boo's heart is as soft as his rump.^devnote
50.
Minsc
: And you are sure we cannot leave them behind, Boo...?^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Evil hides, and Boo seeks!^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Have you met my hamster?^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Sword at my side and hamster at hand.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Sword at my side and hamster at hand.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Justice, truth, and the virtuous boot.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Justice, truth, and the virtuous boot.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Steel sharp, hamster hungry.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Steel sharp, hamster hungry.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Life is simple, and so is Minsc.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: The city reeks of evil! Or perhaps Boo just needs to bathe.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Another day, another dajemma.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Justice walks on four feet. And sleeps in my boot.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: My boot craves the crunch of unvirtuous nethers.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: My boot craves the crunch of unvirtuous nethers.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Sleep with one eye open, evil. Maybe both.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Sleep with one eye open, evil. Maybe both.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Justice walks on four feet. And sleeps in my boot.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Every kicked buttock, another step on the path.^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Boo says: 'What?'^devnote
51.
Minsc
: Boo says: 'What?'^devnote
52.
Minsc
: Pay Minsc no mind!^devnote
52.
Minsc
: Boo is just deciding which of your corpses would be best to loot.^devnote
52.
Minsc
: My hamster made me do it.^devnote
52.
Minsc
: Just stick your head in and look, Boo.^devnote
52.
Minsc
: Heh - pay Minsc no mind!^devnote
52.
Minsc
: Heh - pay Minsc no mind!^devnote
53.
Minsc
: Quickly now, before you grow roots!^devnote
53.
Minsc
: There is no bond that can withstand Boo's nibbling.^devnote
53.
Minsc
: Wriggle, my friend! WRIGGLE!^devnote
53.
Minsc
: I would carry you, but Boo is a little jealous.^devnote
54.
Minsc
: Would you like a firm pat on the back, also?^devnote
54.
Minsc
: Minsc believes in you! Boo told him to.^devnote
54.
Minsc
: Minsc believes in you! Boo told him to.^devnote
54.
Minsc
: A little help from my hamster.^devnote
54.
Minsc
: Boo hopes you are not of the ticklish type.^devnote
54.
Minsc
: Hold still. You are almost as twitchy as Boo!^devnote
55.
Minsc
: Do not scratch at your stitches. Just ask Boo to do it.^devnote
55.
Minsc
: I know little of herb-lore, but this one smells nice.^devnote
55.
Minsc
: No, Boo, you may lick the blood later.^devnote
55.
Minsc
: Hoho, such a wound! Boo could play peek-a-boo inside.^devnote
55.
Minsc
: My friend! You are so fearsome that your very blood flees your body!^devnote
55.
Minsc
: Haha! Minsc, too, likes to block enemy blows with his face!^devnote
56.
Minsc
: Minsc believes in you! And not just because his hamster told him to.^devnote
56.
Minsc
: LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE. ARE YOU NOT INSPIRED.^devnote
56.
Minsc
: A little pat on the head for my friend.^devnote
56.
Minsc
: Boo prefers a scratch behind the ears - but this shall do for you.^devnote
56.
Minsc
: I hope you are not of the ticklish type.^devnote
56.
Minsc
: Boo will lend a little of his brilliance.^devnote
57.
Minsc
: A little to the left? But not so hard you make me giggle.^devnote
57.
Minsc
: Boo...? Are you dancing down there, or...?^devnote
57.
Minsc
: Hush! I am surprising Boo for his birthday! He is... uh... eh... how old do hamsters get...?^devnote
57.
Minsc
: I am the night. A pity, then, that it is so bright out.^devnote
58.
Minsc
: No teeth. No tongue. Just trinkets, please.^devnote
58.
Minsc
: Why not? We can fight to the death another time.^devnote
58.
Minsc
: Boo wants a little look inside.^devnote
58.
Minsc
: Sneak a peek, Boo!^devnote
58.
Minsc
: It is NOT stealing, Boo! In battle, it is called looting.^devnote
58.
Minsc
: It is not stealing, Boo! Not... yet.^devnote
58.
Minsc
: Let us see...^devnote
58.
Minsc
: Baubles for Boo? ^devnote
59.
Minsc
: LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE. ARE YOU NOT INSPIRED.^devnote
59.
Minsc
: Buck up, says Boo!^devnote
59.
Minsc
: Boo has no time for a rousing speech. Try this instead!^devnote
59.
Minsc
: LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE. ARE YOU NOT INSPIRED.^devnote
59.
Minsc
: Wherever you walk, so wet the trousers of evil!^devnote
59.
Minsc
: A little help from my hamster.^devnote
60.
Minsc
: What will this do?^devnote
60.
Minsc
: What will this do?^devnote
60.
Minsc
: Don't fall in, Boo!^devnote
60.
Minsc
: Don't fall in, Boo!^devnote
60.
Minsc
: I have no idea what this will do.^devnote
60.
Minsc
: I have no idea what this will do.^devnote
61.
Minsc
: My friend! You are so fearsome that your very blood flees your body!^devnote
61.
Minsc
: Are you well? Shall I shake you by the shoulders some?^devnote
61.
Minsc
: My friend, have you considered dodging?^devnote
61.
Minsc
: Sewn shut with the finest hamster-hair!^devnote
61.
Minsc
: Boo has not given you leave to die.^devnote
61.
Minsc
: Hoho, you almost have some scars to match Minsc's own! Come back when an archer has feathered your rump.^devnote
62.
Minsc
: ARGH! My EYE, Boo! They went for my EYE!^devnote
62.
Minsc
: Know that if you poke Boo, no higher dimension will keep you safe!^devnote
62.
Minsc
: Heehee. Heeheeheehee.^devnote
62.
Minsc
: Well, Boo? How do you want to do this?^devnote
63.
Minsc
: Boo would squeeze through, but he just had lunch.^devnote
63.
Minsc
: Boo would squeeze through, but he just had lunch.^devnote
63.
Minsc
: First, the pick. Then the boot.^devnote
63.
Minsc
: First, the pick. Then the boot.^devnote
63.
Minsc
: Open, says-a-Minsc!^devnote
63.
Minsc
: Open, says-a-Minsc!^devnote
63.
Minsc
: The knock-knock does not work. Perhaps the knock-down?^devnote
63.
Minsc
: The knock-knock does not work. Perhaps the knock-down?^devnote
64.
Minsc
: What will this do?^devnote
64.
Minsc
: What will this do?^devnote
64.
Minsc
: Don't fall in, Boo!^devnote
64.
Minsc
: Don't fall in, Boo!^devnote
64.
Minsc
: I have no idea what this will do.^devnote
64.
Minsc
: I have no idea what this will do.^devnote
65.
Minsc
: Oh, boo-hoo, says Boo!^devnote
65.
Minsc
: There. I have rubbed some dirt on it. Or perhaps that was dung...^devnote
65.
Minsc
: They are called innards - not out-on-the-ground-ards. Idiot.^devnote
65.
Minsc
: Oh, stop complaining. Boo gets by with less blood than that.^devnote
65.
Minsc
: The herbs do nothing, but Boo says you smell better this way.^devnote
65.
Minsc
: Was this lump of flesh yours? Too late, stitched inside.^devnote
66.
Minsc
: Minsc is helping. QUIETLY.^devnote
66.
Minsc
: Minsc is helping. QUIETLY.^devnote
66.
Minsc
: Minsc believes in you! And not just because his hamster told him to.^devnote
66.
Minsc
: Boo prefers a scratch behind the ears - but this shall do for you.^devnote
66.
Minsc
: Boo will lend a little of his brilliance.^devnote
66.
Minsc
: May your boots always find home in a butt.^devnote
67.
Minsc
: May your boots always find home in a butt!^devnote
67.
Minsc
: May your boots always find home in a butt!^devnote
67.
Minsc
: Follow Minsc's lead! Do whatever the hells this is!^devnote
67.
Minsc
: LOOK IN MY HAMSTER'S EYES, AND KNOW YOU ARE A HERO!^devnote
67.
Minsc
: Wherever you walk, so wet the trousers of evil!^devnote
67.
Minsc
: Boo, he basks in your brilliance!^devnote
68.
Minsc
: Fear not! If you cannot move, then Minsc shall toss you at the enemy!^devnote
68.
Minsc
: Run! Walk! Flail about some, at least!^devnote
68.
Minsc
: Be free, says Boo!^devnote
68.
Minsc
: If Boo must gnaw off the limb, so be it!^devnote
69.
Minsc
: Psst. Move, or Boo will poke you a second time.^devnote
69.
Minsc
: Hold still so that Boo might nibble at your bonds.^devnote
69.
Minsc
: Shall I put you in my pocket?^devnote
70.
Minsc
: I will heal you. But only because my hamster says I should.^devnote
70.
Minsc
: No complaining. You did not need all of that blood anyway.^devnote
70.
Minsc
: Die, or do not. Just cease this squawking.^devnote
70.
Minsc
: There is no shame in tears. Only in everything else about you.^devnote
70.
Minsc
: Does that hurt? Does that hurt? What about this?^devnote
70.
Minsc
: Oh, boo-hoo, says Boo!^devnote
71.
Minsc
: Boo has called the dibs.^devnote
71.
Minsc
: Mine.^devnote
71.
Minsc
: As you wish.^devnote
71.
Minsc
: Let us have a little look.^devnote
71.
Minsc
: A gift for Boo?^devnote
71.
Minsc
: A gift for Boo?^devnote
71.
Minsc
: The finder keeps, yes?^devnote
71.
Minsc
: The finder keeps, yes?^devnote
72.
Minsc
: You point, I poke.^devnote
72.
Minsc
: You point, I poke.^devnote
72.
Minsc
: Do something, says Boo.^devnote
72.
Minsc
: Do something, says Boo.^devnote
72.
Minsc
: No, I do not know if you can eat it, Boo.^devnote
72.
Minsc
: No, I do not know if you can eat it, Boo.^devnote
72.
Minsc
: Do the honours, Boo.^devnote
72.
Minsc
: Done!^devnote
73.
Minsc
: LOOOOOT!^devnote
73.
Minsc
: LOOOOOT!^devnote
73.
Minsc
: Boo has called the dibs!^devnote
73.
Minsc
: Boo has called the dibs!^devnote
73.
Minsc
: I am just holding it for my hamster.^devnote
73.
Minsc
: I am just holding it for my hamster.^devnote
73.
Minsc
: The finder keeps!^devnote
73.
Minsc
: The finder keeps!^devnote
74.
Minsc
: A friendly word. That word is 'hello, friend!'^devnote
74.
Minsc
: Boo likes the look of you.^devnote
74.
Minsc
: Yes, Boo, of course we will say hello.^devnote
74.
Minsc
: Squeak, friend!^devnote
74.
Minsc
: Boo, he has written you a poem. But I do not understand it.^devnote
74.
Minsc
: Greetings, friend.^devnote
75.
Minsc
: If there be teeth, Minsc will be upset...^devnote
75.
Minsc
: Boo wants a little look inside.^devnote
75.
Minsc
: Peek-a-Boo, Boo.^devnote
75.
Minsc
: No trap, Boo. Probably no trap.^devnote
75.
Minsc
: What's in here...?^devnote
75.
Minsc
: Let us see...^devnote
75.
Minsc
: We're only looking, Boo!^devnote
75.
Minsc
: A little shake just to see what's inside...^devnote
76.
Minsc
: Still as a statue. Trust Minsc, it is not so fun as it looks.^devnote
76.
Minsc
: Stuck. Shall I slap their buttock to get them moving, Boo...?^devnote
76.
Minsc
: One boot in front of the other - then up evil's behind!^devnote
76.
Minsc
: You are mesmerised by Boo? Understandable - but time to move!^devnote
77.
Minsc
: You see? This is why a warrior should go nowhere without a hamster in his pants.^devnote
77.
Minsc
: You see? This is why a warrior should go nowhere without a hamster in his pants.^devnote
77.
Minsc
: Ai, Boo - you have covered yourself in pocket-fluff.^devnote
77.
Minsc
: Boo? What do you mean their pockets are softer than mine?^devnote
77.
Minsc
: Hm. Perhaps it would have been more honest to shake them by the ankles.^devnote
77.
Minsc
: No hard feelings. Boo picks my pockets whenever I buy nuts.^devnote
77.
Minsc
: I hope you did not poop in the pocket this time, Boo.^devnote
77.
Minsc
: Minsc is no thief! It was all Boo's idea.^devnote